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JAAAAA para todos aquellos que pensaron q jamas volveria  :iconfuckuplz:
volvi y logre quedarme :) bien por mi
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duh~




y eso era todo :iconimhappyplz:
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y esta en inglés :iconmegustaplz:



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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a MAN, so I MUST be a stupid lying bastard
I'm a WOMAN, so I MUST be a demanding moody nag -X
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a brainless ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm BI so I MUST be a STRAIGHT PERSON who is just testing the waters
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. -X
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. -X
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a real RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. -X
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. -X
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. -
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.-x
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. -X
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT a VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a temperamental loudmouth
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I SAID i was PRETTY so I MUST be FULL of myself-x
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. -X
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a wacko hippy. -X
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.-x
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. -X
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.-x (jujujuju)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. -X
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool cause that's how Russians roll. -X
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. -X
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST have a llama fetish.
I'm SPANISH, so I must have CURVES in all the right places
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prissy -X
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love BAD BOYS -X
I'm a BOY, so I MUST love VIRGINS
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. -X
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.(whats that?.-.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat.-X
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. -X
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK so I must only wear black and have at least 10 piercings.
I'm a SMART, so I MUST do HOMEWORK 24/7-x
I'm Japanese so I MUST be an expert artist and polite
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST work at a NAIL SALON
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. -X
I take BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I take CHOIR, so I MUST be a snob with a stick up my ass -X
I'm a SATANIST, so I MUST want to KILL EVERYONE in sight
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.-x
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (godammit true :C)-X
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. -X
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. -X
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled.
I do what I want, so I MUST be a BRAT -X
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an emo cutter.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.-X
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I have friends who DRINK AND SMOKE, so I MUST drink and smoke too. -X
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. -X
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.-X
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. -X
I have naturally GREASY hair, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. -X
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be a liar who is hiding something. -X
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.-X (JJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ XD)
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I COSPLAY, so I MUST be an outcast
I love SWEET LOLITA, so I MUST be sweet sugary and hyper-X
I love GOTHIC LOLITA, so I MUST be refined and aloof
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm from the SOUTH so I MUST be a dumb HILLBILLy
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I love ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.-X
I look at pictures of NAKED people so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak-X
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.-X
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. -X
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. -X (lolwhat?)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with psychic abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have an accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.-x
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE-X
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser -X
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy -X
I have an IMAGINARY FRIEND, so I MUST be an annoying crazy brat.
I VIDEO CHAT; I MUST be having CYBER SEX.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a GIRL who likes GIRLS so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. -X
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.-X
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. -X
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.X
I support the AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, so I MUST think that all other countries don't exist
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YURI and/or YAOI, so there is NO WAY I can be straight.
I'm POOR, so I MUST live in the ghetto and own a gun
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be apart of a mob
I'm a BLACK WOMAN, so I MUST have 3 children from 3 different guys
I'm a JOCK, so I MUST be a jackass
I'm a TOMBOY, so I must be a LESBIAN
I'm HYPER, so I MUST be a NUT JOB
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a wild crazy son of a bitch -X
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. -X
I DON'T CURSE that often, so I MUST be a goody two-shoes
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. -X
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.X
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm scared of BUGS so I MUST be IRRATIONAL
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. -X
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist -X
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times and WILL commit suicide when I fail
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.-X
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST wear BLACK at all times.
I like to be ALONE, so I MUST be an ANTI-SOCIAL FREAK -X
I'm MUSLIM, so don't sit next to me on a plane because I MUST be a hijacker
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